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| author | nathansmith <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-05-23 07:43:34 -0600 |
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| committer | nathansmith <nathansmith@posteo.com> | 2025-05-23 07:43:34 -0600 |
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diff --git a/truth.html b/truth.html deleted file mode 100644 index f4c16c2..0000000 --- a/truth.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,164 +0,0 @@ -<!DOCTYPE html> -<html> -<head> - <title>Truth</title> - <style> - - body { - color: black; - background-image: url('images/truth_background.jpg'); - } - - table { - color: black; - background-color: #bebebe; - margin-top: 10px; - margin-bottom: 10px; - margin-left: 10px; - margin-right: 10px; - } - - </style> -</head> -<body> - <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt= - "Back to home page"></a> - <center> - <table border="1" width="60%"> - <tr> - <td> - <h1>Everything on .org sites is true</h1> - <p> - As we all learn in school .org sites have to go through a special - process and they dont let just anyone get one. You have to be a - trust worthy person to get a .org domain. I can verify it wasn't - easy going through the process. My truthfullness was put to the - test many times and I passed every single test so I was rewarded - with a .org domain as a badge of honor. I swear on the bible - everything on this site has been scientifically fact checked and - peer reviewed by professionals of the highest standards. - </p> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <img src="images/arthur-buster-baxter.gif" - alt="You really think someone would do that? Just go on the - internet and tell lies?"/> - <br/> - <b>Everything on this website is the complete unquestionable - truth</b> - <br/> - <b>No lies on my website!</b> - </td> - </tr> - - <tr> - <td> - <h2>True things</h2> - <ul> - <li>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.</li> - <li>The first bibles were printed for use as butt wipes since no - one ever thought someone would actually read a book that - boring.</li> - <li>Hot sauce helps you poop. If you have problems pooping or have - a very sensitive butthole add more hot sauce to your food.</li> - <li>Meat makes you want to masturbate. If you masturbate you will - go blind and die a painful death. To prevent this eat a diet of - Graham crackers.</li> - <li>Women give birth out of their asshole.</li> - <li>Everything in the book of mormon is true.</li> - <li>Walking is bad for the environment. The only fix is every year - or two sending your old car to the dump and replacing it with a - brand new car since car companies are making them better for the - environment every year. If you cant afford to do that than its your - fault for wasting money buying new things all the time and you - should be ashamed of yourself for making a poor kid in africa - starve to death due to your greety consumerism.</li> - <li>In American politics complete truth and moralness lays in one - of the two mainstream parties. The good party is the upholder of - truth and freedom on this planet and the other is a great force of - pure evil.</li> - <li>16:9 is the standard for all monitors and tv's since it frames - the content on your screen the best and has very good - propositions.</li> - <li>The only way a women can get pregnant is if she kisses a man - while another women sticks a finger covered in hot sauce up her - butthole and licks off any hot sauce that manages to leak - out. Adults learn this in church. They practice on each other in - church except they replace the hot sauce with mustard so they dont - have a bady yet. That is where eggs come from.</li> - <li>Women have two assholes.</li> - <li>Everything in the bible is true.</li> - <li>All drugs are the same. Marijuana and crack cocain both have - the same effects. If you give a crack addict marijuana they would - never know the differance. Therefore once you have done one drug - you have done every drug. Medical drugs dont count. Medical drugs - like oxycodone have nothing in common with street drugs like - heroin.</li> - <li>The problem with school is they teach too much about the racist - parts of history. Instead of learning from the past we need to burn - the history books.</li> - <li>The media lies, therefore you should instead believe everything - fox news says. Fox news only tells the truth, is completely - neurtral, and not part of the media.</li> - <li>CNN is marxist.</li> - <li>Both American political parties have good points and bad - points. They are both half evil because they can't both be - evil. The only way to be a good and moral person is to be somewhere - between those two half evils. You should somewhat agree and - somewhat disagree and remain indifferent/neutral to everything that - happens in politics. Taking political action is only for - extremists and they are bad so you should remain passive and - indifferent no matter what the government does.</li> - <li>Wearing dresses is built in female DNA and pants are built into - male DNA. Crossdressing isn't scientifically possible so its - therefore the work of Satan.</li> - <li>Dogs are male cats and cats are female dogs. Dogs and cats have - sex with each other to give birth to more dogs and cats.</li> - <li>Jehovah's Witnesses is true.</li> - <li>The earth is flat.</li> - <li>All Muslims are incluive people and can be well intergraded - into modern liberal society.</li> - <li>You should use marijuana everyday multiple times a day at high - doses. All information on why marijuana is bad is propaganda - therefore marijuana is good for you because the opposite of - propaganda is truth because half-truths don't exist.</li> - <li>Drinking piss is good for you. You should drink it with every - meal.</li> - <li>God is real.</li> - <li>Goofy is a cow.</li> - <li>You willingly live in society and could live outside of society - if you choice to. There are places still around and accessable - you can do that.</li> - <li>Liberalism is good and will free the working class people.</li> - <li>Modern society sucks therefore we should go back to the good - old days when everything was better and smoking, lead, and - asbestos was good for you.</li> - <li>Cake is healthy.</li> - <li>Your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide therefore two - raccoons can fit in your ass cuz they can fit into holes four - inches wide.</li> - <li>The problem with school is they teach kids wokeness. The - schools need to be less woke.</li> - <li>A hot dog is a sandwich.</li> - <li>Women can get pregnant by sleeping next to a guy.</li> - <li>The church of scientology is true.</li> - <li>Voting only matters when voting for the American - president. In local electons your vote doesn't matter and the - outcome doesn't effect you.</li> - <li>Javascript is the best programming language and should be used - for everything. It is sane and bug free. It also improves website - performance and user privacy.</li> - <li>Women can get pregnant from french kissing.</li> - <li>Marijuana makes people violent. Instead drink alcohol which is - known to never cause any sort of violent action or domestic - aduse.</li> - </ul> - </td> - </tr> - </table> - </center> -</body> -</html> |