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         	        <h2>Favorites</h2>
+        	        <p>
+        	            This is an incomplete and ever growing list.
+        	        </p>
         	        <ul>
         	            <li><a href="#cartoons">--&gt; Cartoons</a></li>
         	            <li><a href="#anime">--&gt; Anime</a></li>
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         	        <h2 id="anime">Anime</h2>
+
+        	        <h4>Ebichu</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a
+        	            maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should
+        	            show it to your children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beatiful
+        	            anime. It will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed
+        	            in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All
+        	            thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything and holly
+        	            sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create children.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            <b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I sign up?! You don't want
+        	            to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show
+        	            goes deep into the mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots
+        	            with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service.
+        	            For you good Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of
+        	            God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry
+        	            about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God.
+        	            Kids these days am I right?
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Fooly Cooly</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an unrelated follow up.
+        	            Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers wanted a little simple
+        	            stupido show so they created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game
+        	            <a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" target="_blank">here</a>.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Serial Experiments Lain</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you
+        	            dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come across
+        	            Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities user
+        	            that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check is out now! (thats a
+        	            threat)
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Dead Leaves</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance.
+        	            Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch it
+        	            but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point
+        	            telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and ate
+        	            its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are
+        	            giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it
+        	            because their lives are on the line.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Kino's Journey</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a
+        	            cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3
+        	            days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even
+        	            with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting
+        	            burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out
+        	            of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically
+        	            unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass
+        	            kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about
+        	            who can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is
+        	            outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even
+        	            possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to
+        	            be free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Gunbuster</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all the
+        	            characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of
+        	            Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>No.6</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I totally
+        	            dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly
+        	            underrated.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Space Dandy</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy Bebop</b>. It has some
+        	            cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it
+        	            is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often than it has the right
+        	            to be.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Paranoia Agent</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Stiens;Gate</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a fucking
+        	            great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Gurren Lagann</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an
+        	            entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis
+        	            Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what
+        	            piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on <b>big
+        	            fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know sometimes a person just needs
+        	            some <b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and this is the perfect anime for that.
+        	            Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the
+        	            child of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up
+        	            for a night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when
+        	            that happened.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Hunter X Hunter</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido dweeb
+        	            shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so
+        	            I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into it but once
+        	            you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at home and giving
+        	            them to your stupido dweeb friends!
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Erased</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few episodes
+        	            in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the
+        	            entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that? Well anyways
+        	            <b>the killer is the teacher!</b>
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Attack on Titan</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually finished.
+        	            it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha anime
+        	            and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is actually quite quite simalar to
+        	            Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain
+        	            site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can
+        	            go 3 if I really try.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>The Promised Neverland</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways <b>the children
+        	            are food for beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but
+                        if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like me fr.
+        	            If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the
+        	            answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. Should you
+        	            do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should you go outside?
+        	            only if you can watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.</b>
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Mob Psycho 100</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. He works
+        	            for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement
+        	            you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you really want cute ittle
+        	            ity baby kittens to die?
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>One Punch Man</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master piece. Go
+        	            watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is
+        	            about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch.
+        	        </p>
+
+        	        <h4>Carlotte</h4>
+        	        <p>
+        	            Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever done that.
+        	            Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the answer is
+        	            yes. With anime it can really go either way quickly. You should watch it before
+        	            I blood rape you with my mind powers.
+        	        </p>
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