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diff --git a/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0ca715a --- /dev/null +++ b/org/blog/articles/in-defence-of-bad-spelling.xml @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +<article> + <p> + All the fucking time on reddit anything anyone says gets rendered at + best an invalid argument and at worse complete nonsense that the mindless + redditor cant decode all because a slight spelling error or some stuppa + shit like using <i>to</i> instead of <i>too</i>. In school they punish + everyone for even things that arent spelling errors. Used ' in the wrong + context? You failed. All you brashwased shitholes are screaming and crying + right now and have already rendered everything on this entire website + invalid nonsense, eye no u our (passive agressive use of wrong words try + reading it out loud). + </p> + + <h3>How does proper spelling and <i>grammer</i> get created?</h3> + <ol> + <li>A person a long time ago throws shit at the wall.</li> + <li>That shit dries up and stays on the wall.</li> + <li>The shit gets so dry no one can tell its shit anymore.</li> + <li>New shit starts getting wiped off while the old dried shit never + gets cleaned off.</li> + <li>Everyone starts claiming the shit is actually cement and scraping it + off will cause the entire building to fall apart crushing and killing + everyone inside.</li> + </ol> + <p> + William Shakespeare wouldnt even spell his own name the same way every time + yet the shit he threw at the wall dictates a lot of modern english? Go fuck + yourself. Thats how things use to be. There was not really rules with + spelling or grammer (if I keep spelling it that way it will no longer be a + error). Instead writers would spell things however the fuck they want. All + those "'" "," ":" ";"... would just get thrown where ever the fuck they + felt it should go. Than some fucks decided to look for patterns in the + chaos. Where their patterns to be found? Nope. But they sure had a fun time + pretending their our. Now we are stuck with all this bullshit like "to", + "two", "2", and "too". Dont even get me started on commas for fucks shake! + Every natural language has its own version of that bullshit so dont go + crying to me your language is somehow better. + </p> + + <h3>How adding standards to natural languages creates newspeak</h3> + <p> + When they decide what is shit and what is <i>cement</i> they are carving + out a shape they find pleasing from the terrible flesh monster of a natural + language in its full bloody glory. While taming the monster they are just + limiting it, turning a angel into a eva (spoiler hehehe). This what + newspeak is. Yes, chaotic language and lack of standards are a problem. But + taming natural language isnt the way forward. + </p> + + <h3><i>But actually constructed languages are newspeak</i></h3> + <p> + Yes, they can be. Though what gives carving down a natural language for + mind control its edge is 1: its pre-existing cultural context, 2: its ease + of use for early generations of speakers, 3: the blindspots of natural + language... Instead of cutting down we need to build from the ground up. A + language can be simple and powerful. <b>We need human languages more like + lisp and less like java and c++.</b> Newspeak would be python lol. + </p> + + <h3>Commit language vandalism</h3> + <p> + Lets face it, people will not give up their faulty natural languages let + alone agree on a single constructed language or even a handfull. Its time + we stop respecting the rules of language. Misspell things everywhere! + Making blogs, books, articles... misspell!!! Your a editor or teacher? Let + mistakes slide. Your a reviewer or someone along those lines? Stop judging + things based off their spelling. We need to let bad spelling and grammer + get so out of hand we will be forced to switch to a constructed language. + </p> +</article> + +agressivve + </p> +</article> |