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diff --git a/tv_corner.html b/tv_corner.html index 30b1790..c39edfc 100644 --- a/tv_corner.html +++ b/tv_corner.html @@ -25,15 +25,18 @@ table { </head> <body> - <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt="Back to home page"/></a> + <a href="index.html"><img src="images/back_home.png" alt="Back to home + page"/></a> <center> <table border="1" width="60%"> <tr> <td> - <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to do?</h2> + <h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to + do?</h2> <p> - Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste time! + Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste + time! </p> </td> </tr> @@ -42,29 +45,38 @@ table { <td> <h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2> <p> - You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non techy people check out - <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn - more about pirating check out - <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you - want to have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p shit, not have to wait - for it to buffer... <b>you need to torrent</b>. - <br/><br/> - Torrenting sites are popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your search engine. - Here is a list of torrenting sites: + You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non + techy people check out + <a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/" + target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about + pirating check out + <a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev" + target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to + have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p + shit, not have to wait for it to buffer... <b>you need + to torrent</b>. <br/><br/> Torrenting sites are + popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your + search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites: </p> <ul> - <li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org" target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>. - The old trusty torrenting site.</li> - <li><a href="https://nyaa.si" target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting site.</li> + <li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org" + target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>. The old trusty + torrenting site.</li> + <li><a href="https://nyaa.si" + target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting + site.</li> <li> <a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a> </li> - <li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com" target="_blank">rarbg</a></li> - <li><a href="https://www.torlock.com" target="_blank">torlock</a>. - The site gets shut down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> - <li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" target="_blank">limetorrents</a>. - Scary looking one.</li> - </ul> + <li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com" + target="_blank">rarbg</a></li> + <li><a href="https://www.torlock.com" + target="_blank">torlock</a>. The site gets shut + down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li> + <li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol" + target="_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking + one.</li> + </ul> </td> </tr> </table> @@ -79,14 +91,15 @@ table { <img src="images/l.gif" alt="L"/> <img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="Saiki K"/> <img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake"/> - <img src="images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"/> - <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick Star"/> - <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"/> + <img src="images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert + J. Farnsworth"/> <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick + Star"/> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"/> <img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="Lain"/> <img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="No face"/> <img src="images/max.jpg" alt="Max"/> - <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" alt="Dr.Venture"/> - <img src="images/mephesto.gif" alt="Dr.Mephesto"/> + <img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg" + alt="Dr.Venture"/> <img src="images/mephesto.gif" + alt="Dr.Mephesto"/> </td> </tr> </table> @@ -113,51 +126,75 @@ table { <h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3> <p> - Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... - Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on someones trip. Each episode is different from each other - with a big ass money wrench thrown into any patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an unlinear - story. When you really watch <b>get off your phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and everything - will make sense only for you to learn it was all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed from Adult - Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within itself a reason to watch this show. + Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of + coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto... + Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on + someones trip. Each episode is different from each + other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any + patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an + unlinear story. When you really watch <b>get off your + phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and + everything will make sense only for you to learn it was + all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed + from Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within + itself a reason to watch this show. </p> <h3>Moral Orel</h3> <p> - Just a sweet little claymation about a good little child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> - have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo - <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim for being too dark</b>. + Just a sweet little claymation about a good little + child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i> + have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest + of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo + <i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim + for being too dark</b>. </p> <h3>Futurama</h3> <p> - I first watched this show when I was ~6 years old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed the - backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching either - Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go - to boring old person building while my dad got to instead watch Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom - she always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult - I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should show your - children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine. + I first watched this show when I was ~6 years + old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed + the backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When + getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching + either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was + no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring + old person building while my dad got to instead watch + Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom she + always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we + came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult + I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show + instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should + show your children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at + me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine. </p> <h3>Venture Bros</h3> <p> - One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a INTP, a scientist that puts his - work above the value of human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock and has - a record collection I approve of, is a single dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but - if I was I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just like Dr.Venture. Either that - or the gay dad with an ex wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who when harrassed - by christians looks them in the eyes for the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot". + One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a + INTP, a scientist that puts his work above the value of + human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock + and has a record collection I approve of, is a single + dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was + I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just + like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex + wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who + when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for + the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot". </p> <h3>South Park</h3> <p> - While I do think some of the shows written on this did a much better job on writing and mixing it - with good humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A tier. Even if I can pick at their - writing style all I want its still way better than anything disney ever put out, plus the real - reason most of us watch South Park is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park sucks and - is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. - <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has - my respect. + While I do think some of the shows written on this did + a much better job on writing and mixing it with good + humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A + tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I + want its still way better than anything disney ever put + out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park + is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park + sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also + say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways. + <b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite + character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect. </p> </td> </tr> @@ -168,209 +205,278 @@ table { <h3>Ebichu</h3> <p> - Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a - maid who works very hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and g-rated. You should - show it to your children. The hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a beautiful - anime. It will teach your children good Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed - in sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in evil homosexual activities. All - thanks to Ebichu I am now a good Christian who believes God created everything and holly - sex can only happen between a husband and wife to create children. + Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute + hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very + hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and + g-rated. You should show it to your children. The + hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a + beautiful anime. It will teach your children good + Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed in + sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in + evil homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am + now a good Christian who believes God created + everything and holly sex can only happen between a + husband and wife to create children. </p> <h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3> <p> - <b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> Where do I sign up?! You don't want - to sign up. Thats what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck ya the show - goes deep into the mental damage it causes to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots - with the weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is known for its fan service. - For you good Christians out there fan service means the writters gave the fans the holy service of - God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry - about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful teens to watch so they can turn to God. - Kids these days am I right? + <b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b> + Where do I sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats + what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck + ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes + to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the + weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is + known for its fan service. For you good Christians out + there fan service means the writters gave the fans the + holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very + Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry + about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful + teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these + days am I right? </p> + <h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3> + <p> + The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the + standards of anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia: + The Secret of Blue Water is one of the best anime of + all times. The anime is about some liberal + vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement + aged trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band + kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her + annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole + mess with the band kids who have the ego of a average + jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm + trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady + with super stereotypical hench men so I gave this anime + 9 blue waters out of 10.5. + </p> + <h3>Fooly Cooly</h3> <p> - Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis Evangelion as an unrelated follow up. - Neon Gensis Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers wanted a little simple - stupido show so they created FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game - <a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" target="_blank">here</a>. + Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis + Evangelion as an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis + Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers + wanted a little simple stupido show so they created + FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game + <a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter" + target="_blank">here</a>. </p> <h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3> <p> - Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern internet. If you - dig around these kinds of small as ass personal websites you will come across - Lain references alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities user - that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so check it out now! (thats a - threat). Lain, I am Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy Lain. - I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned I am actually Lain. You are - also named Lain. + Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern + internet. If you dig around these kinds of small as ass + personal websites you will come across Lain references + alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities + user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so + check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am + Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy + Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned + I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain. </p> <img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain"/> <h3>Dead Leaves</h3> <p> - This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced film in existance. - Its a true masterpiece and a total trip. Not only do you need to watch it - but you have to watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point - telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one or two and ate - its guts infront of you just to show you I mean business. They are - giving you the eyes. Telling you with their geist to go watch it - because their lives are on the line. I love animals and value - their life over human life but when you aren't watching Dead + This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced + film in existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total + trip. Not only do you need to watch it but you have to + watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point + telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one + or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you + I mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling + you with their geist to go watch it because their lives + are on the line. I love animals and value their life + over human life but when you aren't watching Dead Leaves something needs to happen!!! </p> <h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3> <p> - Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story telling, character - design... all way out classes studios like disney. Next time you want to - chill and watch a movie go watch something like Princess Mononoke or - Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother fucking Marvel movie - or shit like that. Studio Ghibli makes true art with jaw droppingly - beautiful backdrops and well made characters with realistic design - and realistic lifelike interactions with one another. American studios - spend billions on cheaply made soulless CGI made by artists who are - kept on a short leash and the stories are just war propaganda. They use - propagand to glorify violence to sell war to you. If you want violence - go watch Princess Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you - war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something you wanta fool around - with. btw don't get me wrong about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used - to make art and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are skilled - at their craft and can create beautiful things. But when your keeping your - artists on a leash, cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI that looks - like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film you aren't making - art your selling a cheap plastic product for high return. + Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story + telling, character design... all way out classes + studios like disney. Next time you want to chill and + watch a movie go watch something like Princess Mononoke + or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother + fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli + makes true art with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops + and well made characters with realistic design and + realistic lifelike interactions with one + another. American studios spend billions on cheaply + made soulless CGI made by artists who are kept on a + short leash and the stories are just war + propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to + sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess + Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you + war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something + you wanta fool around with. btw don't get me wrong + about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art + and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are + skilled at their craft and can create beautiful + things. But when your keeping your artists on a leash, + cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI that looks + like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film + you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic + product for high return. </p> <h3>Kino's Journey</h3> <p> - Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country to country on a - cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only staying at each place for 3 - days to enjoy it but not long enough to get too attatched. Even - with very little money for much, trade school to get done, and disabiliting - burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta get a motorcycle and get out - of here. Than on the other side all that is there is a politically - unstable world waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass - kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making stupido rules about - who can come in and go out and for all long and why, homelessness is - outlawed and systematically made as painful as possible... even - possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have to a place to - be free is on my computer and even that is under attack by the system. + Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country + to country on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only + staying at each place for 3 days to enjoy it but not + long enough to get too attatched. Even with very little + money for much, trade school to get done, and + disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta + get a motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other + side all that is there is a politically unstable world + waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass + kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making + stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for + all long and why, homelessness is outlawed and + systematically made as painful as possible... even + possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have + to a place to be free is on my computer and even that + is under attack by the system. </p> <h3>Gunbuster</h3> <p> - Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and personality swap all the - characters. Also an older and rough around the edges version of - Neon Genesis Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! + Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and + personality swap all the characters. Also an older and + rough around the edges version of Neon Genesis + Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways! </p> <h3>No.6</h3> <p> - A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay ass show. Aka I totally - dig it. It as no right to be as much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly + A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay + ass show. Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as + much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly underrated. </p> <h3>Space Dandy</h3> <p> - This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy Bebop</b>. It has some - cross over and picks fun at Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it - is its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often than it has the right - to be. + This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy + Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at + Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it is + its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often + than it has the right to be. </p> <h3>Paranoia Agent</h3> <p> - A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball bat. My kind of show. + A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball + bat. My kind of show. </p> <h3>Stiens;Gate</h3> <p> - John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking anime. This is a fucking - great anime and you should fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel. + John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking + anime. This is a fucking great anime and you should + fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel. </p> <h3>Gurren Lagann</h3> <p> - Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear I could make an - entire website on just studio Gainax mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis - Evangelion Gurren Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what - piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all deck in on <b>big - fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you know sometimes a person just needs - some <b>fuck ya!</b> in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. - Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways Gurren Lagann is the - child of the terrible time FLCL and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up - for a night. You should count yourself luckly you weren't around when + Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear + I could make an entire website on just studio Gainax + mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren + Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what + piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all + deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you + know sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b> + in their life and this is the perfect anime for that. + Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways + Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time FLCL + and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You + should count yourself luckly you weren't around when that happened. </p> <h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3> <p> - This anime changed my mind about not watching anime because its stupido dweeb - shit. I still think anime is stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so - I fuck with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into it but once - you do you will be printing out your own hunter licences at home and giving - them to your stupido dweeb friends! + This anime changed my mind about not watching anime + because its stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is + stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so I fuck + with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into + it but once you do you will be printing out your own + hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido + dweeb friends! </p> <h3>Erased</h3> <p> - Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends are a few episodes - in and they ask you not to spoil it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the - entire mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that? Well anyways + Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends + are a few episodes in and they ask you not to spoil + it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the entire + mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that? + Well anyways <b>the killer is the teacher!</b> </p> <h3>Attack on Titan</h3> <p> - Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido dweebs have actually finished. - it. For you Joe's and his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha anime - and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is actually quite quite simalar to - Neon Gensis Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are hidding in plain - site. Can I go 2 seconds without bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can - go 3 if I really try. + Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido + dweebs have actually finished. it. For you Joe's and + his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha + anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is + actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis + Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are + hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds without + bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if + I really try. </p> <h3>The Promised Neverland</h3> <p> - I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on Titan. Well anyways <b>the children - are food for beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it does suck but - if you keep your exceptations low you will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit. + I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on + Titan. Well anyways <b>the children are food for + beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it + does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you + will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit. </p> <h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3> <p> - Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is autistic af just like me fr. - If you ever sit around and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the - answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? Nope. Should you - do your chores? Nope. Should you do your job? Nope. Should you go outside? - only if you can watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is love.</b> + Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is + autistic af just like me fr. If you ever sit around + and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the + answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes? + Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do + your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can + watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is + love.</b> </p> <h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3> <p> - Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af just like Saiki K. He works - for a scam artist who he believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement - you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you really want cute ittle - ity baby kittens to die? + Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af + just like Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he + believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement + you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you + really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die? </p> <h3>One Punch Man</h3> <p> - The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also made this master piece. Go - watch it I will fucking kill you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is - about a dude who can kill anyone in one punch. + The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also + made this master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill + you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is about a + dude who can kill anyone in one punch. </p> <h3>Carlotte</h3> <p> - Another anime about people with special powers. So OG. No one have ever done that. - Well anyways the real question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the answer is - yes. With anime it can really go either way quickly. You should watch it before - I blood rape you with my mind powers. + Another anime about people with special powers. So + OG. No one have ever done that. Well anyways the real + question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the + answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way + quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you + with my mind powers. </p> </td> </tr> @@ -379,55 +485,75 @@ table { <td> <h2 id="movies">Movies</h2> <p> - I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch movies much anymore. Here is - a list of movies I like I can actually remember. + I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch + movies much anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I + can actually remember. </p> <h3>Labyrinth</h3> <p> - It always pains me to learn there are people who havent seen this masterpiece. I - grew up watching this movie on a cheap VHS from a thrift store. I rate Labyrinth - the number one greatest movie of all time. Fun fact: David Bowie just walked onto - the set already looking like that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? - I just do. - <br/><br/> - I have a theory this movie turns people bisexual. Just look at the statistics I got - from a trust worthy source: - <img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual rates"/> + It always pains me to learn there are people who havent + seen this masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on + a cheap VHS from a thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the + number one greatest movie of all time. Fun fact: David + Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like + that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this? + I just do. <br/><br/> I have a theory this movie turns + people bisexual. Just look at the statistics I got from + a trust worthy source: + <img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual + rates"/> </p> <h3>pi1998</h3> <p> - A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow analytical method to unfolding the - plot. May people dislike the high constrast black and white but I personally really - dig it. Even with a low budget it turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white film, - the simple everyday settings, the simple yet detailed character interactions, more introverted - outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little careful things the main character Max - does throughout the film really uncovers a more small detailed world like those pictures of - bugs and grass outclose that shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to overlook. All - of this is than constrasted by very extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and at - the end when <b>he drills a hole in his head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already (: + A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow + analytical method to unfolding the plot. May people + dislike the high constrast black and white but I + personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it + turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white + film, the simple everyday settings, the simple yet + detailed character interactions, more introverted + outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little + careful things the main character Max does throughout + the film really uncovers a more small detailed world + like those pictures of bugs and grass outclose that + shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to + overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very + extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and + at the end when <b>he drills a hole in his + head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already + (: </p> <h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3> <p> - Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still like a select few disney things. The - Emperor's new Groove is one of those selected works. Not going to lie I haven't seen it - for a while but I remember it pretty well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to - be good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched like a million times when I was - a little tiny ass fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good movy. + Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still + like a select few disney things. The Emperor's new + Groove is one of those selected works. Not going to lie + I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty + well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be + good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched + like a million times when I was a little tiny ass + fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good + movy. </p> <h3>The Matrix</h3> <p> - I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because whats the point but I need to rant about - something. All of you are misusing the term redpill. People like mother fucking andrew tate - are telling you how to take the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting a shitty - business, being a alpha male... is not how you take the redpill!</b> All those things are - social constructs enforced by culture and society. I will rant about this more somewhere else - later. Back to the actual movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that though because - you have already watched it. Thats why rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless - you can turn it into a mad man rant. + I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because + whats the point but I need to rant about something. All + of you are misusing the term redpill. People like + mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to take + the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting + a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you + take the redpill!</b> All those things are social + constructs enforced by culture and society. I will rant + about this more somewhere else later. Back to the + actual movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that + though because you have already watched it. Thats why + rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you + can turn it into a mad man rant. </p> </td> </tr> |