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<h2>Why watch dweeb shit when there are useful things to
do?</h2>
<p>
Because fuck you, dweeb shit is the best way to waste
time!
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<h2>Where do I watch X show?</h2>
<p>
You pirate it! For simple dumdum streaming for non
techy people check out
<a href="https://www.wcostream.tv/"
target="_blank">wcostream</a>. To learn more about
pirating check out
<a href="https://fmhy.pages.dev"
target="_blank">freemediaheckyeah</a>. If you want to
have more optinos, get HD or at least not the 240p
shit, not have to wait for it to buffer... <b>you need
to torrent</b>. <br/><br/> Torrenting sites are
popular websites for hackers to fake. Don't trust your
search engine. Here is a list of torrenting sites:
</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://thepiratebay.org"
target="_blank">The pirate bay</a>. The old trusty
torrenting site.</li>
<li><a href="https://nyaa.si"
target="_blank">nyaa</a>. The anime torrenting
site.</li>
<li>
<a href="https://eztvx.to" target="_blank">EZTV</a>
</li>
<li><a href="https://rarbg-official.com"
target="_blank">rarbg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.torlock.com"
target="_blank">torlock</a>. The site gets shut
down a lot and was even torlock2 for a while.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.limetorrents.lol"
target="_blank">limetorrents</a>. Scary looking
one.</li>
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<h2>Just like me fr</h2>
<p>
These are characters I have shit in common with
</p>
<img src="images/l.gif" alt="L"/>
<img src="images/saiki.jpg" alt="Saiki K"/>
<img src="images/kakashi.jpg" alt="Kakashi Hatake"/>
<img src="images/professor.gif" alt="Professor Hubert
J. Farnsworth"/> <img src="images/patrick.gif" alt="Patrick
Star"/> <img src="images/ryuk.gif" alt="Ryuk"/>
<img src="images/medsize_lain.gif" alt="Lain"/>
<img src="images/no-face.gif" alt="No face"/>
<img src="images/max.jpg" alt="Max"/>
<img src="images/concepts_of_a_plan_small.jpg"
alt="Dr.Venture"/> <img src="images/mephesto.gif"
alt="Dr.Mephesto"/>
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<h2>Favorites</h2>
<p>
This is an incomplete and ever growing list.
</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="#cartoons">Cartoons</a></li>
<li><a href="#anime">Anime</a></li>
<li><a href="#movies">Movies</a></li>
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<h2 id="cartoons">Cartoons</h2>
<h3>Xavier: Renegade Angel</h3>
<p>
Its a show without characters to relate to, any sort of
coherent plot, anything for the brain to lach onto...
Everything you watch as an outside eavesdropping on
someones trip. Each episode is different from each
other with a big ass money wrench thrown into any
patterns you might see. Its the text book example of an
unlinear story. When you really watch <b>get off your
phone</b> you will find meaning in all the layers and
everything will make sense only for you to learn it was
all for nothing. Well anyways his show was <b>removed
from Adult Swim for being too weird</b> so thats within
itself a reason to watch this show.
</p>
<h3>Moral Orel</h3>
<p>
Just a sweet little claymation about a good little
child that likes to go to church. Could <i>NEVER</i>
have a deep dark plot that will make even the strongest
of us cry, right??? No way could a show sooo
<i>very innocent</i> ever be <b>removed from Adult Swim
for being too dark</b>.
</p>
<h3>Futurama</h3>
<p>
I first watched this show when I was ~6 years
old. Bender was always my favorite character and formed
the backbone of my morals and view on humanity. When
getting ready for church I always saw my dad watching
either Futurama or monke evolution documentary. It was
no fair. I had to wear uncomfy clothes and go to boring
old person building while my dad got to instead watch
Futurama and silly monke show. When I asked my mom she
always said "dad has to go work to make money". When we
came back he was still at home. Now that I am an adult
I stay home to watch Futurama and silly monke show
instead of going to church. Thats why <b>you should
show your children Futurama at a young age</b>. Look at
me, I watched it at 6 and I turned out fine.
</p>
<h3>Venture Bros</h3>
<p>
One day I realized I am a lot like Dr.Venture. He is a
INTP, a scientist that puts his work above the value of
human life and creates weird ass shit, likes prog rock
and has a record collection I approve of, is a single
dad and terrible father... I am not a dad but if I was
I would be a single dad who is a terrible father just
like Dr.Venture. Either that or the gay dad with an ex
wife that turned lesbian and a kid in special ed who
when harrassed by christians looks them in the eyes for
the first and last time and says "fuck you faggot".
</p>
<h3>South Park</h3>
<p>
While I do think some of the shows written on this did
a much better job on writing and mixing it with good
humor those shows are S tier. South Park is still A
tier. Even if I can pick at their writing style all I
want its still way better than anything disney ever put
out, plus the real reason most of us watch South Park
is for its sense of humnor. You may say South Park
sucks and is stupido but you watch it anyways. You also
say mcdonalds is gross but you eat there anyways.
<b>You know who you are.</b> Also Wendy is my favorite
character. Anyone who beats up Cartman has my respect.
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<h2 id="anime">Anime</h2>
<h3>Ebichu</h3>
<p>
Ebichu is a innocent little anime about a little cute
hamster named Ebichu. Ebichu is a maid who works very
hard to keep her owner happy. Very innocent and
g-rated. You should show it to your children. The
hamster and the owner are good Christians. Its a
beautiful anime. It will teach your children good
Christian values. I use to be a sinner. I believed in
sinful things like Darwin and science and I engaged in
evil homosexual activities. All thanks to Ebichu I am
now a good Christian who believes God created
everything and holly sex can only happen between a
husband and wife to create children.
</p>
<h3>Neon Genesis Evangelion</h3>
<p>
<b>Big ass mecha fighting big ass mecha aliens!</b>
Where do I sign up?! You don't want to sign up. Thats
what the show is about. Instead of being big mecha fuck
ya the show goes deep into the mental damage it causes
to 14 old years making them be mecha pilots with the
weight of humanity on their backs. Anyways the show is
known for its fan service. For you good Christians out
there fan service means the writters gave the fans the
holy service of God. Neon Gensis Evangelion is a very
Christian show. You can tell just by the name! Sorry
about the sinful words. Just need to get the sinful
teens to watch so they can turn to God. Kids these
days am I right?
</p>
<h3>Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water</h3>
<p>
The budget feels a bit more shitty even for the
standards of anime that makes it to my list yet Nadia:
The Secret of Blue Water is one of the best anime of
all times. The anime is about some liberal
vegetarian, Nadia who is the daughter of a retirement
aged trust fund kid who is at war with a bunch of band
kids who created a Ancient Alien cult. Nadia and her
annoying french boyfriend got caught up in the whole
mess with the band kids who have the ego of a average
jojo bad guy even though they have the aim of a storm
trooper. There is a stupid funny cat and a evil lady
with super stereotypical hench men so I gave this anime
9 blue waters out of 10.5.
</p>
<h3>Fooly Cooly</h3>
<p>
Also known as FLCL. FLCL was made after Neon Gensis
Evangelion as an unrelated follow up. Neon Gensis
Evangelion required too much thinking and the writers
wanted a little simple stupido show so they created
FLCL. You can play the FLCL video game
<a href="https://silverwaregames.itch.io/firestarter"
target="_blank">here</a>.
</p>
<h3>Serial Experiments Lain</h3>
<p>
Its a 90s anime that many claimed predicted the modern
internet. If you dig around these kinds of small as ass
personal websites you will come across Lain references
alot. I fucking swear there isn't a single neocities
user that doesn't watch Lain. Its worth the hype so
check it out now! (thats a threat). Lain, I am
Lain. You are Lain. Lets all love Lain. Lainy Lainy
Lain. I use to think I was named Nathan than I learned
I am actually Lain. You are also named Lain.
</p>
<img src="images/lain.gif" alt="Lain"/>
<h3>Dead Leaves</h3>
<p>
This one is a short film. Some of the most fast paced
film in existance. Its a true masterpiece and a total
trip. Not only do you need to watch it but you have to
watch it. I am holding puppies and kittens at gun point
telling you to go watch it. I have already killed one
or two and ate its guts infront of you just to show you
I mean business. They are giving you the eyes. Telling
you with their geist to go watch it because their lives
are on the line. I love animals and value their life
over human life but when you aren't watching Dead
Leaves something needs to happen!!!
</p>
<h3>Studio Ghibli movies in general</h3>
<p>
Studio Ghibli is the fucking best. Their artwork, story
telling, character design... all way out classes
studios like disney. Next time you want to chill and
watch a movie go watch something like Princess Mononoke
or Howl's Moving Castle instead of another mother
fucking Marvel movie or shit like that. Studio Ghibli
makes true art with jaw droppingly beautiful backdrops
and well made characters with realistic design and
realistic lifelike interactions with one
another. American studios spend billions on cheaply
made soulless CGI made by artists who are kept on a
short leash and the stories are just war
propaganda. They use propagand to glorify violence to
sell war to you. If you want violence go watch Princess
Mononoke. Nothing about it is glorified. It shows you
war is fucking bloody and terrible and not something
you wanta fool around with. btw don't get me wrong
about CGI. CGI is a tool and can be used to make art
and there are plenty of CGI artists out there who are
skilled at their craft and can create beautiful
things. But when your keeping your artists on a leash,
cutting costs everywhere, and putting CGI that looks
like its from a OG xbox game into a billin dollar film
you aren't making art your selling a cheap plastic
product for high return.
</p>
<h3>Kino's Journey</h3>
<p>
Dam, I wanta live a life like Kino. Traveling country
to country on a cool as fuck talking motorcycle. Only
staying at each place for 3 days to enjoy it but not
long enough to get too attatched. Even with very little
money for much, trade school to get done, and
disabiliting burnout waiting around ever corner I wanta
get a motorcycle and get out of here. Than on the other
side all that is there is a politically unstable world
waiting. One where the only way to make money is ass
kissing (not the kinky fun kind), borders making
stupido rules about who can come in and go out and for
all long and why, homelessness is outlawed and
systematically made as painful as possible... even
possitive change isn't an opinion. The closest I have
to a place to be free is on my computer and even that
is under attack by the system.
</p>
<h3>Gunbuster</h3>
<p>
Its like Neon Genesis Evangelion but you gender and
personality swap all the characters. Also an older and
rough around the edges version of Neon Genesis
Evangelion. Do check it out now anyways!
</p>
<h3>No.6</h3>
<p>
A lesser known anime. By ex told me about it. Its a gay
ass show. Aka I totally dig it. It as no right to be as
much of a banger as it is for being so helplessly
underrated.
</p>
<h3>Space Dandy</h3>
<p>
This is a funky ass anime. No, <b>it is not like Cowboy
Bebop</b>. It has some cross over and picks fun at
Cowboy Bebop quite a bit but for the most part it is
its own anime. This show gets overlooked way more often
than it has the right to be.
</p>
<h3>Paranoia Agent</h3>
<p>
A kid goes around hitting people with a baseball
bat. My kind of show.
</p>
<h3>Stiens;Gate</h3>
<p>
John Titor is so fucking cool he got his own fucking
anime. This is a fucking great anime and you should
fucking watch it. Its about fucking time travel.
</p>
<h3>Gurren Lagann</h3>
<p>
Another mecha anime from studio Gainax. I fucking swear
I could make an entire website on just studio Gainax
mecha animes. Unlike Neon Gensis Evangelion Gurren
Lagann it isn't deep enough to actually care about what
piloting mecha mentally does to a teen. It goes all
deck in on <b>big fucking mecha fuck ya!</b> And you
know sometimes a person just needs some <b>fuck ya!</b>
in their life and this is the perfect anime for that.
Like FLCL everything is a cock joke. In many ways
Gurren Lagann is the child of the terrible time FLCL
and Neon Gensis Evangelion hooked up for a night. You
should count yourself luckly you weren't around when
that happened.
</p>
<h3>Hunter X Hunter</h3>
<p>
This anime changed my mind about not watching anime
because its stupido dweeb shit. I still think anime is
stupido dweeb shit but I am a stupido dweeb so I fuck
with that. You have to watch a few episodes to get into
it but once you do you will be printing out your own
hunter licences at home and giving them to your stupido
dweeb friends!
</p>
<h3>Erased</h3>
<p>
Erased is one of those shows your stupido dweeb friends
are a few episodes in and they ask you not to spoil
it. And you go ahead and bluntly spoil the entire
mother fucking thing! Am I the only one that does that?
Well anyways
<b>the killer is the teacher!</b>
</p>
<h3>Attack on Titan</h3>
<p>
Every Joe and his dog have seen this. Only stupido
dweebs have actually finished. it. For you Joe's and
his dogs out there Attack on Titan is actually a mecha
anime and <b>the titans are mecha!</b> This anime is
actually quite quite simalar to Neon Gensis
Evangelion. A lot of the same vibe and themes are
hidding in plain site. Can I go 2 seconds without
bringing up Neon Gensis Evangelion? Yes, I can go 3 if
I really try.
</p>
<h3>The Promised Neverland</h3>
<p>
I am sorry about spoiling Erased and Attack on
Titan. Well anyways <b>the children are food for
beasts!</b> The second season is quite hated. Yes, it
does suck but if you keep your exceptations low you
will at least be able to enjoy it a tiny bit.
</p>
<h3>The Disastrous Life of Saiki K</h3>
<p>
Watch it now. Its a relatable anime rofl. Saiki is
autistic af just like me fr. If you ever sit around
and wonder "what should I be doing with my time?" the
answer is watching Saiki K. Should you do your taxes?
Nope. Should you do your chores? Nope. Should you do
your job? Nope. Should you go outside? only if you can
watch Saiki K out. <b>Saiki K is life, Saiki is
love.</b>
</p>
<h3>Mob Psycho 100</h3>
<p>
Its about a weird ass autistic kid who is powerful af
just like Saiki K. He works for a scam artist who he
believes is also fucking powerful. Its a requirement
you watch this. Kittens will die if you don't. Do you
really want cute ittle ity baby kittens to die?
</p>
<h3>One Punch Man</h3>
<p>
The same mother fuckers who made Mob Psycho 100 also
made this master piece. Go watch it I will fucking kill
you in one punch if you don't. btw the anime is about a
dude who can kill anyone in one punch.
</p>
<h3>Carlotte</h3>
<p>
Another anime about people with special powers. So
OG. No one have ever done that. Well anyways the real
question is "is the dam thing any good?!" and the
answer is yes. With anime it can really go either way
quickly. You should watch it before I blood rape you
with my mind powers.
</p>
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<h2 id="movies">Movies</h2>
<p>
I am more of a tv show person and really don't watch
movies much anymore. Here is a list of movies I like I
can actually remember.
</p>
<h3>Labyrinth</h3>
<p>
It always pains me to learn there are people who havent
seen this masterpiece. I grew up watching this movie on
a cheap VHS from a thrift store. I rate Labyrinth the
number one greatest movie of all time. Fun fact: David
Bowie just walked onto the set already looking like
that, no makeup artists required. How do I know this?
I just do. <br/><br/> I have a theory this movie turns
people bisexual. Just look at the statistics I got from
a trust worthy source:
<img src="images/bisexual_rates.jpg" alt="Bisexual
rates"/>
</p>
<h3>pi1998</h3>
<p>
A masterpiece of a film. It takes a more slow
analytical method to unfolding the plot. May people
dislike the high constrast black and white but I
personally really dig it. Even with a low budget it
turned out to be a masterpiece. The black and white
film, the simple everyday settings, the simple yet
detailed character interactions, more introverted
outlook... all sets the mood perfectly. Just the little
careful things the main character Max does throughout
the film really uncovers a more small detailed world
like those pictures of bugs and grass outclose that
shows all the detail in everyday things we tend to
overlook. All of this is than constrasted by very
extreme moments like when Max was held at gun point and
at the end when <b>he drills a hole in his
head</b>. That was a spoiler, hope you see it already
(:
</p>
<h3>The Emperor's New Groove</h3>
<p>
Even though disney sucks, have always sucked, I still
like a select few disney things. The Emperor's new
Groove is one of those selected works. Not going to lie
I haven't seen it for a while but I remember it pretty
well. disney wishes they never made it so it has to be
good! Anyway fuck this is one of those movies I watched
like a million times when I was a little tiny ass
fucker and its chaos helped shape me. Ye, so veri good
movy.
</p>
<h3>The Matrix</h3>
<p>
I kind of didn't want to put this movie here because
whats the point but I need to rant about something. All
of you are misusing the term redpill. People like
mother fucking andrew tate are telling you how to take
the redpill. <b>Treating women like sex toys, starting
a shitty business, being a alpha male... is not how you
take the redpill!</b> All those things are social
constructs enforced by culture and society. I will rant
about this more somewhere else later. Back to the
actual movie. The Matrix is fire. You already know that
though because you have already watched it. Thats why
rating these kinds of movies is pointless unless you
can turn it into a mad man rant.
</p>
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