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<p>
Let me guess, you saw a tiktok on how to redpill yourself. No, starting a
scummy company, working yourself to death, and beating your wife is not how
you redpill. It wasnt that tiktok? Wasnt even a tiktok at all? well...
</p>
<ul>
<li>You think Michelle Obama has a dick? If she does so what? Really
doesnt change much about the world. Sometimes I wonder if these kinds of
conspiracies were created by the system to keep you dumb mother fuckers on
the wrong trail. Focus on shit like henry kissenger more instead of
<i>babies first conspiracy theory</i>.</li>
<li>You think the moon landing was faked? I will ensure you with enough
nationalism, over funding, technology hidden from the public, ancient
cults, disposable employees, drugs, alien contacts... anything is
possible.
<li>You think aliens are real? Of course they are dumbass! Its perfectly
normal and nothing to get caught up over. Are own world leaders are much
scarier than aliens. Watch any sci-fi movie and most of the characters are
unbothered by life on other planets but the second that concept is thrown
at one of you mother fuckers you forgot earthly problems exist like corrupt
leaders exist. Go Fuck yourself. Thats also the reason they only release
little bits of alien information at a time, enough to keep you mother
fuckers focused on nothing but aliens but not enough the existance of
aliens becomes normalized.</li>
<li>You think aliens built the pyramids? Yes, the aliens are real. No, they
did not build the pyramids. The pyramids were built out of concrete. God
dam, all of you both fellow wacks and stuppa normies keep talking about
moving big heavy rocks, have any of you ever heard of concrete? I already
hear the normies crying (if one even made it this far) "but how come its
not anything like modern concrete" and thats because its not modern
concrete dumbass. Its ancient shit. Yal sounds like cave people <b>"HOW
THEY MOVE BIG HEAVY ROCK?"</b> when us modern humans know about a useful
thing called concrete.</li>
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