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<article>
  <p><i>
    Dear proletarian,
    <br /><br /><br />
    We are aware it has become quite popular to rebel against the elites and
    demand freedom and liberty. We are aware many of you been getting into
    dangerous radical ideologies which includes anarchism and socialism. Many
    of you want control over your own life and a healthy work life
    balance. Everyone getting into these ideas is playing with fire and getting
    themselves into more than they can handle. Just look at what happened in
    the USSR. Rebelling always leads to a evil leader taking charge or some
    type of power vacuum leading to a horrible rulership. Since terrible
    elites are a fact of life you should embrace us. There is no escape so you
    make welcome us into your life and devote your every waking second to us.
    <br /><br />
    Your chains were not cheap so you should be thankful for them. We do a lot
    to make sure you're constantly busy with bullshit work you do not want to
    do, yet you never even thanked us once. Asking that the insurance you pay
    for covers your treatment is quite greedy of you. What about the few times
    your insurance did cover you? Those manufactured pills you take may only
    cots pennies to make but what about our cut? We worked so hard to get that
    patent under our name instead of the scientists so you should at least be
    kind enough to put up with the outrageous markup. Not like you would need
    those pills anyways if we weren't poisoning you which is another thing you
    haven't thanked us for.
    <br /><br />
    Our economic power, social power, and mass amounts of wealth isn't
    enough. We demand that <b>you</b>, yes <b>you</b> defend us. When people
    online attack <b>your</b> favorite CEO that is an attack on
    <b>you</b>. We need <b>you</b> to be our unpaid guardian and upholder. All
    those CEO haters are dirty immoral commies. By supporting us <b>you</b> are
    picking the right side of history. No anti-bourgeoisie argument should be
    allowed to take place. Only <b>you</b> can help us rid the world of those
    sinful un-loyal radicalists who crave freedom and liberty. All the problems
    with the world is the fault of greedy consumers like <b>you</b> but by
    helping us <b>you</b> will be forgiven for <b>your</b> sins.
    <br /><br />
    Now that your a good prole you should watch the news. There are only two
    options: liberal and conservative. Everything outside that is extremist
    terrorism. Cause terror to a corrupt system ran by evil elites? Evil elites
    are your friends so you wouldn't want that happening (: You should memorize
    the talking points of the side you pick. You should have full faith that
    your side is good and the other is evil. Defend that duck tape welfare and
    cause pain to those trans people! Your enemy is not the evil elites. Evil
    elites are your friends. Your enemies are people who are slightly different
    from yourself. Your enemies are people who look different, talk different,
    or have different ideals. Fight to keep this divide up. Class war just
    leads to Stalinism so instead fight culture war. You must fully believe in
    culture war and block out anyone that tells you otherwise. Close your mind
    off to those with radical ideas and hand it over to us. The problem is not
    caused by us, your beloved evil elites.
    <br /><br />
    <b>The teacher are devil worshipers who want to turn your children gay and
    cut off your ittle ity wingus. The only solution is to give us more
    money.<br />
    Send all your XMR to this address:</b>
    <br />
    <code>861ZcG4ZZWmTo43VqiV7Cn3x9gZ6Py6kMfTRJ1GytAEtVwywAReNK2WCpaKXuFjhBzeK2oACkDgk96woNcX37kYiGSe3p69</code>
    <br /><br />
    Thank you very much for devoting your entire existence to us though you
    need you to suck our micrococks harder. We want it harder. Is that all you
    got? WE WANT IT HARDER. Yes, we are smelly and unwashed making it quite
    degrading but sucking it harder is the least you can do after being a very
    greedy consumer.
    <br /><br /><br />
    With total disregard for your freedom, liberty, and well being,<br />
    the bourgeoisie
    <br /><br /><br />
    <b>P.S. we want you to worship the holy state of Israel</b>
  </i></p>
</article>